Thursday, December 4, 2008

Chinatown (1974)

Chinatown is the type of film that's perfect by the books, but just lacks that one thing that really hooks you and keeps you interested. The acting is outstanding, the plot is interesting with great twists and turns, and the sets and locations are beautiful and almost flawless. But once I began to watch the film, I found myself becoming bored from time to time from lack of action. Often the story just seemed to be moving so slow, almost like realtime. And realtime in the life of a private investigator doesn't move too fast. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the movie, but I'm not going to lie, it took me two times to get through it because of the slow pace.

The film takes place in 1937 Los Angeles in the midst of a drought. Mr. Hollis Mulwray, the head of the department that handles the water reservoirs and dam building ends up dead after a false Mrs. Evelyn Mulwray (Faye Dunaway) hires J.J. (Jake) Gittes (Jack Nicholson) to investigate her suspision that Hollis is cheating on her with another woman. In the process of investigation, Jake ends up falling in love, stumbling upon a murder, and uncovering who really killed Hollis Mulwray. In the end, Jake can't seem to protect the people he loves and his heart is broken again.

Perhaps the most intreaguing aspect of this movie has to do directly with the title. Chinatown is a place Jake used to work when he was with the police force. There, Jake ended up in a situation where he tried to keep a woman from getting hurt. However, Jake's involvment insured she got hurt. We begin to find out that is the very situation that he is thrust into again with the Mulwray case.

Chinatown ends up representing the power that the rich and influential have over everything. In Chinatown, the poor are forgotten, like they never existed. The police in Chinatown had to ignore a large portion of what was going on in order to avoid the power of the rich. Chinatown ends up being a representation of not only this part of L.A., but any hard off city in the world. For all I know the film could have been called "Oakland" or "Philidelphia".

Best quote: "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown"

My recommendation: If you're a die hard Jack Nicholson fan (like me) you'll probably love this movie. It's definitely a watch alone movie. I tried to watch it with my roommates and got sidetrack really easily.

******** (8/10)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Eastern Promises (2007)

Synopsis: Anna (Naomi Watts), a midwife at a London hospital, finds a journal written in Russian in the personal belongings of a young teen who has passed away in childbirth. In her pursuit to find the relatives of Christina, the baby born to the deceased teen, she becomes involved with Nikolai (Viggo Mortensen) and the Russian Mafia.

Review: In Eastern Promises, director David Cronenberg dissects the mystery of the often overlooked Russian Mafia. The realness of this film is so stark and so striking, I often found I had to remind myself it was just a movie. The streets of London seem so unsafe from the looming and dangerous presence of the mobsters.

It almost goes without saying, Mortensen was the highlight of this film. His chilling performance as Nikolai sends shivers down my spine and makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end. His slicked back hair, heavily tatooed body and thick Russian accent give this man the presence to intimadate the unflappable.

My favorite scene by far is the fight scene (not just because Viggo is in the buff, but hey, I'm not complaining). The extreme violence Cronenberg brings to film is something you don't really see these days. I'm a fan of blood and gore and this movie doesn't let me down. I love how Nikolai kills his attackers, the first by shoving his head down on top of a knife and the second by gouging out his eye. Totally cool and totally believable, no SawIII shit here.

I was (and still am) facsinated by the history and story behind each of the tatoos that Nikolai has on his body. The Russian Maffia ink themselves as a way to tell who they are, what they've done, and where they've been. The whole concept of permenently marking yourself with your past is so interesting to me and the symbolism behind it all is something I have never known.

So, if you want to see Viggo Mortensen act his pants off (literally) I highly recommend you see this movie. Stay away if you have any sort of aversion to blood and fighting. You'll probably hate it for the most part!

Favorite quote: "My name is Tatiana. My father died in the mines in my village, so he was already buried when he died. We were all buried there. Buried under the soil of Russia. That is why I left, to find a better life"

******* (7/10)

Monday, December 1, 2008

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

Synopsis: R.P. McMurphy (Jack Nicholson), lovingly called "Mac" by his friends in the insane asylum, thinks he can get out of jail time by pretending that he's crazy. While in the institution, he attempts to liven up the place with games of blackjack, betting cigarettes, and impromptu imitating of the World Series. However, the head nurse, Nurse Ratched (Louise Fletcher) has it in for Mac, making his stay more difficult than intended.

Review: Every time I watch this movie, without fail, I fall in love with Mac, the Cheif, and Billy over and over again. As do I love to hate the evil Nurse Ratched. The emotion present in this movie hooks you from the get go as you feel for each of the characters, all of their ups and downs. It's so easy to become invested in these characters, it's hard to see how they are treated inside the nut house.

I also like the idea behind the movie, the commentary on the individual versus the system. How is it Mac can weasel his way into the institution without immediate detection of his deception? I don't want to give away the ending, but there are so many events that take place in the film that suggest such harsh repremands on behalf the system that seem so unfair and cruel. It makes for a most interesting perspective on the topic.

If you haven't noticed yet, I'm on a bit of a Jack Nicholson stint. I've just watched The Shining a few days ago and I have Chinatown at the top of my Blockbuster Queue. There's something about the guy that just appeals to me. He's so freaking good at what he does, it scares me and intreagues me. I've made it a goal to see every Jack Nicholson movie out there just to see the master at work. Especially in this movie, I can never tell if the character he is playing is actually Jack Nicholson or just a character that lives in the movie. I have to believe though that every character Nicholson touches has a part of him in it. It astounds me and I will always be facinated by his work.

Back to Cuckoo's Nest, I am blown away every time by his performance in this film. He's charasmatic as Mac, and you can 't help but to root for him, even though we know his crimes are deplorable and a man like that surely deserves to be in jail. There's something about ole Mac that draws you in.

My favorite quote also comes from my favorite part in the film when Mac cons his way onto a fishing boat with all the 'boys' form the ward:
"You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a goddamn looney now, boy. You're a fisherman"
I love this part because Mac genuinely sees these men as whole, complete and perfect and does not see the point in treating them like inferiors because they are in a mental hospital and Mac's quote in this part sums up every bit of his character in the way he treats his ward-mates.

Also, fun fact, it was filmed at the Oregon State Hospital in, you guessed it, Oregon!

Now, go to Blockbuster, find this movie, and rent it. If you don't have a Blockbuster account, go to Fred Meyer and buy it. If you're broke, borrow it, but whatever you do, see it. You won't be disappointed.

********** (10/10)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

The Shining (1980)

Synopsis: The Torrence family heads to The Overlook Hotel, isolated in snowy Colorado. The evil forces of the hotel persuade Jack Torrence (Jack Nicholson) to lose his mind in the most terrifying way. Danny Torrence (Danny Lloyd), Jack's son, has horrific psychic visions from the hotel's grisly past and demonic spirit.

Review: I can honestly say, I have never been as scared watching a movie as I was when I watched The Shining. Jack Nicholson is the scariest crazy person I've ever seen. I always knew he was creepy, but this movie brought it to a whole new level for me. I shudder when I think about it!

I read Stephen King's book before I watched the movie. I was expecting the movie to be similar, but it turned out to be very different, much to my dismay. I thought knowing what was coming would make it less scary. Yeah, no. It was different enough that I was officially freaked out the whole time.

I just have to say, Stanley Kubrick, the director, is a freaking genius. The camera angles he used made the film a million times more suspensful that it would have been without that type of innovation. The music was essential in the scare factor as well. I often found myself extremely tense and jumping at nothing because of the music! Very masterful use, and very scary.

If you like scary movies, this will not disappoint. This goes on my list as my favorite scary movie of all time. That's right, number one. On a separate note, read the book too, I've never been that freaked out by a book before!

********* (9.5/10)

Thank You For Smoking (2005)

Synopsis: If you've ever heard of a spin artist, Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) is Michelangelo. Working for big tobacco companies, Naylor travels the country, spinning the harmful reality of cigarettes into a world of roses. Naylor brings his young son Joey (Cameron Bright) along to learn what it means to be a great debator.

Review: A hilarious satire on the world of big tobacco, Thank You For Smoking was one of the funniest I've seen in a while. The actors lent a lot to the film, my favorite being the Merchants of Death, Nick Naylor, Bobby Bliss (David Koechner) and Polly Baily (Maria Bello) and the ever increasingly funny BR (J.K. Simmons). The script is smart, the actors deliver it flawlessly making the film brilliant.

Perhaps my absolute favorite part deals with the MOD squad. Sitting in a booth bullshitting over drinks, they begin to discuss which of their buisnesses is most deadly, guns, alcohol, or cigarettes. Hilariously, Naylor makes alcohol and guns look like stubbed toes next to the killing power of tobacco!

I keep on thinking of different parts of the movie I want to remark on, but at risk of spoiling the film, I'll refrain. I must, however, share with you my favorite quote:
"That's ludicrous - The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese"
Okay okay, one more:
"The rest of you people go slam your fuckin' brains against your desks until something useful comes out"
If in need of a good laugh and a great film, go rent it!

******** (8/10)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Synopsis: This was the film that put Quentin Tarantino on the map. A group of men, not knowing each others names, but instead going by code names like Mr. Pink and Mr. Blonde, get together to pull off a jewelry heist. After the heist fails in a police shootout, they begin to suspect one of their own tipped off the cops.

Review: Every Tarantino film I have seen definitely has its roots dug deep in to Reservoir Dogs. There was not much about the film I didn't like, except for it was at times difficult to follow, but what Tarantino film have you seen that wasn't like that? I have a particular fondness for Mr. White (Harvey Keitel) who risks his life to save the life of Mr. Orange (Tim Roth). Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi) was great in that weasely sort of way he is. The whole cast for that matter was wonderful, including Nice Guy Eddie (Chris Pen), the son of the heist's coordinator, Joe Cabot (Lawrence Tierney).

Almost the whole story is set in a wearhouse post jewelry heist. Although the space is confining and is pretty static through out, it does not disappoint. The characters and the story keep the film afloat just fine. In classic Tarantino style, there are numerous flashbacks with simple titles to separate the different chapters of the story.

I love blood and gore, so this movie didn't bother me one bit in that aspect. However, if you have an aversion to blood, this might not be the movie you want to see while you're eating dinner. No gore, but plenty of blood :)

I don't want to give away the ending (which I loved!), so go see the movie. Rent it, or borrow it from me... but do it now!

********* (9/10)

Children of Men (2006)

Synopsis: In 2027, a world in shambles, a world where humans can no longer procreate, a woman is found to be pregnant. Theo (Clive Owen) feverishly stands by the pregnant woman to deliver her to the Human Project in hopes to revive the unfertile world and save the future of man.

Review: After seeing this movie, I literally went to the store and bought it hours after I finished watching it. There are so many aspects of the film that I loved, the plot, the actors, the sets, and the list goes on!

First off, the story is amazing. I have never really encountered anything quite like it and the futuristic world in which England is the last standing nation not plummeted into chaos (something we've seen before in V for Vendetta) appealed to my sense of uncertainty with the world's future. The entire concept of infertility in the future is appealing. It seems government has a vice like grip on all of the actions and goings on in the future world.

The actors dazzled me. Clive Owen was by far the best performance in the film. His dynamic character whom we follow undergoes profound changes as the future of human kind is at stake. The emotion present in his performance moved and touched me. Without giving too much else away, every actor in Children of Men does a spectacular job.

The sets made the film absolutely believable for me. Abandon schools, city-scapes in shambles, and subtle futuristic advances scattered through out add to the feeling of a world set in 2027. Even the music is a sort of weird, futuristic techno beat. The whole film is shot in darker, unsaturated colors, adding to the hopelessness of the time. Pollution hazes the sky and graffiti wallpapers the streets.

Buy this movie!

********* (9/10)

Rachel Getting Married (2008)

Synopsis: Kym (Anne Hathaway) returns to her family home after a rather long stint in rehab. At home, her sister Rachel (Rosemarie Dewitt) is getting married... hence the title, Rachel Getting Married. While at home, Kym experiences an over-watchful father, a tough love sister, an absent mother, and a new world of experiences with ups and downs. As the family celebrates Rachel's wedding, a most beautiful and spectacular wedding at that, Kym struggles to fit in and become a part of the family after years of isolation and turmoil.

Review: Anne Hathaway was spectacular in this film. Totally believable, I felt for her character the entire story. Her off color humor and dark presence is interesting and the more I got to know Rachel the more lovable she became. The wedding was so beautiful. The merging of two different families in a non-traditional/traditional way really spoke to me. Kym and Rachel's father was perhaps my favorite character. He was so self-expressed and loving to his family and daughters.

I would not be surprised if Anne Hathaway is nominated for an Oscar for her performance. There was never a moment that she was not Kym. The raw emotion in her character was so authentic.

As for the look of the movie, the way it was shot seemed more like you were immersed in the world of Kym. It is filmed very intimately and feels like you are actually a guest at the wedding. The camera was shaky and a bit too much at times, but I still appreciated the thought that went into the style. The set was beautiful, a home in a quaint neighborhood with a expansive lawn and garden. It was simple, yet eloquent.

See this while it's in theaters, it's well worth your $8.

******** (8/10)

'Tis the season... For movies!

For lack of a better idea, I have decided to take a cue from my friend Zach (Hi Zach!) and begin to review the movies that I watch and rent. Zach, by the way, is reviewing his top 100 favorite movies and his reviews are fabulous!

It's finally winter (is it officially? I don't know, but it feels like it!) and 'tis the season for massive amounts of movie watching. Already this weekend I have seen five movies, all of which I plan to review... December should be an amazing month for movies, so be prepared for lots to come!

Also, check out my new gadget on the right of my Blockbuster Queue. Here you can see the movies up coming on my rental list and have a heads up to the movies I will be reviewing. I'm pretty much underway in my winter movie watching mode so I should be able to go through a good portion of the list.

So, enjoy my reviews and hopefully you'll find something you want to watch!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Apple Jewth

As I begin to write this, Lionel Ritchie came on my iTunes. Now you're wondering, "So? What does Lionel Ritchie have to do with anything?" Well, coincidently I was planning on writing about my oh so amazing and wonderful roommate and Lionel Ritchie always reminds me of Kimberly. Why? Long story short, there is a picture of her and her bestie Katie mimicking the front cover of one of his albums. You know the one where he's looking through a "window" he made with his hands? Yeah, that one. And I don't know why, but that cracks me up beyond belief.

Kimberly is hilarious in each and every way. Literally, I have not gone a day without laughing at something she said or did, or even something she said or did a week ago! I've been laughing since the election when she recorded her infamous "old man" that likes to visit us every once and a while. You can't write this stuff, it's all Kimberly, all on the spot improvising, you tell me if it's comedic gold or what: "I had to walk forty miles, both ways, uphill in the snow! And all I had was this spoon. And I had to dig through the snow with my spoon because I didn't have any traction and look what happened to it! Oh and I was barefoot, did I mention that? But then Obama won the election and he gave me back my traction! And my shoes!" Now of course you can never get the whole effect without hearing it from her mouth with the old man voice and all. But literally, I crack up every time I even think about it. In fact, right now I am chuckling to myself at the computer. Kimberly has helped me transform my life in ways I never thought possible. She introduced me to Landmark. She makes me laugh everyday. She is amazing.

I can even begin to tell you of all our crazy and silly antics. We have started to write down different quotes we hear each other say, to reference at later dates. Some of them are so funny! "Are your bowels irritable? Because you're acting like it," and "That's amazing, for anemics!". Anyway, she cracks me up and I love her for that. NO PORK!

I hope she reads this because it will make her laugh. And that I know for a fact!

I love you Kruth!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Untitled Poem

America spoke and change is what she said.

You voted for McCain. You voted for Obama. You voted for Nader.

You voted.

History was made, it seemed impossible.

A new face, a new voice.

He is change. We are change.

We are hope.

But, do not celebrate because you won.

Celebrate because we are America.

Do not cry out because you lost.

Cry out because our world is sick.

Change is only a word, it takes action to make a difference.

It takes transformation.

Get up, stand up, speak out!

Do or do not, wax on wax off, listen.

I am nation. You are nation. We are nation.

America spoke and change is what she said, but transformation is what she is getting.

Yes we can, yes we will, yes we are.

Transformation

The possibility I am inventing for myself and my life is the possibility of being fearlessly self-expressed, wholly fulfilled, and boundlessly compassionate.

Self-Expression
I learned for the first time in my life what it feels like to be truly self-expressed. I can be who I am, unstoppable joy and compassion, by giving up who I tell myself who I am. I can stop being so concerned with looking good and avoiding looking bad and be free to be me. If I have a problem, I'll tell you instead of just trying to be "nice" about it.

Fulfillment
I can do anything I want. Really. Anything. I can love my job. I can enjoy classes. I can be with my family. By being unreasonable, doing things I wouldn't normally do out of concern for my "image", I am fulfilled. I do everything I want to do.

Compassion
I love people. I see people everywhere, everyday and am blown away at how amazing people actually are. Each one of us is filled with so much passion, grace, and courage, I've just been blind to it my whole life with the clouded lenses of the resignation I wear in front of my eyes. I am you, you are me. We are I.

Landmark has transformed my life.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Food for thought

I just got really inspired by this quote today...

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. ~e.e. Cummings

More to come.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Freedom and power

This past Monday was my first seminar of ten in the Landmark Forum in Action Seminars. Although I was tired from a long day of classes and guitar lessons, once I stepped foot into that building, that all went away. I forgot about my tiredness, my aches and pains, annoyances and worries. There's just something about being with a hundred or so other amazing, passionate people that inspires me to be amazing.

I can't even begin to explain what Landmark is, but in a nutshell, the education you get there is guaranteed to give you the tools and resources to live your life powerfully and live a life you love. What have I gotten from Landmark so far? Well, the list is quite large, but I feel like each and every relationship I have, whether it be my best friends, my parents, my siblings, are so much more amazing. I understand people for how amazing they truly are. I learned to let go of petty things that I probably just made up about myself of others in all the noise that goes off in my head. I learned I am just as afraid of people learning who I "really" am as they are of me finding that out about them. I learned that usually it's not someone else's flaw or problem, it's me. I learned that my past has nothing to do with my future. I can have new kinds of conversations with graduates and non graduates alike that I never could have had without Landmark. I am more open with my feelings. I am more outgoing. I am more motivated. And the list goes on...

Now, with the seminar series, I am gaining the experience I need to apply what I gained at the Forum to EVERY part of my life. I CANNOT WAIT! Our first assignment was to write a list of places we want to have power over in our lives that right now we feel is for the worse or we feel very discouraged in. From that list select our top three. Mine are: my relationship with my brother, Cody, my dating life (or lack thereof), and fitness level. I am excited to begin to have breakthroughs in those areas with what I learn in Landmark.

I have already begun to work on the fitness aspect of life. One of my roommates, Madeline, and I have started working out for 30 minutes in the morning before class. I mean, it has only been two days, but we have stuck to it, even though both of us did not really want to get up at seven this morning! I can already see the exercise impacting me for the better, as I have more energy during the day and I am sleeping much better at night. It is a lot easier to get up out of bed to go work out when I know I have someone else counting on me to be there. Having her is a blessing, because with out her support and encouragement, I think I would be prone to fail. I will most definitely keep this blog updated with my breakthroughs and breakdowns on this topic.

So as my seminar progresses, I will update with each week we are in session. As for now, I'd like to leave off with the new possibility I have created for myself.

The possibility I am inventing for myself and my life is the possibility of being free and powerful.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

So this is the new year

Recently I have rekindled my passion for Judaism. And I can honestly say it wouldn't have happened without the enthusiasm and commitment of my roommate Kimberly. She has inspired me to find what it was I loved about Judaism and remind myself of it every day. Without her, my breakthrough in this area of my life would not be possible.

Rosh Hashanah was last week, the Jewish holiday that celebrates the new year. I got into contact with my old Rabbi, Mark Glickman, who officiated my Bat Mitzvah and he was able to get Kimberly and I complementary tickets for the service at Kol Ami in Woodenville. It was a ways to travel, but it was absolutely amazing reimmersing myself in the Jewish community. Also, Rabbi Glickman offered a very familiar feeling of comfort and safeness that I miss from Temple Beth El. I felt very welcomed and look forward to Kol Nidre, the prelude to Yom Kippur, this week.

But more on Rosh Hashanah. On this holiday which is the new year for Jews, we approach it with a mentality and focus of awe rather than festivity and celebration like we do on the American new year. It is a day to look back on your year and reflect on all the good and the bad and just thank God for your life. Because life is a gift that only God can grant, and I think it is so important to be grateful for what you have be given, if only it be one day out of the year.

During the service, I got choked up a few times when reading some of the prayers and listening to the sermon. I have never really experienced this at any other time I have been at services. I think that this is because I have never gone to services to truly experience the purpose of worship, reflection, prayer and meditation. I have always gone because that's what Jews do, they pray. So going to services to actually be Jewish was an experience in and of itself. I have never in my life felt more Jewish and close to God than I did during Rosh Hashanah services.

I'm so excited for this part of my life right now. I have been longing for the return of Judaism in my life and finally I am beginning to surround myself once again by its teachings. So for the new year, I am eager to start fresh. I have created new possibilities for myself and my life that I am committed to living out in my daily life. Those possibilities are being free and powerful in ALL areas of my life. My most recent endeavor is beginning tomorrow morning with a workout regimen. There will surely be updates on my progress in that area of my life.

So, I guess what I wanted to get across was that even if you aren't Jewish, take an opportunity in your life to just be grateful for what you have and all the gifts of living you have. Go outside and look at beautiful Mount Rainer, take in the vastness of Puget Sound, take a walk in the rain. Be present to everything around you and start fresh. Commit to an area of your life and make it exactly what you want it to be. With the new year comes infinite possibility, make of it what you will!

Friday, September 26, 2008

One week down...

Its been exactly one week since I moved up here to Seattle to begin my second year at the University of Washington. So far, pretty much everything has been great! Classes, people, life, it's all going good. Here's the rundown of my week:

The weekend: Basically we partied the entire weekend. Well, sort of. Gwen came over to help me move in and she stayed the night. Saturday was amazing. I won't go into too many details, but I had a really great time getting to know my roommates and their friends. Sunday I babysat for Matt and Holly while they were at work. Later that night Kimberly and Madeline picked me up to go back to Seattle. Turns out Madeline worked for the Home Owners Association in Matt and Holly's neighborhood... go figure! She recognized the whole neighborhood. Funny! Sunday night was pretty chill as we just went home and hung out until 4 am.

Monday: Crazy. Hands down, the craziest night of my life. It was amazing.

Tuesday: Getting ready for classes the next day. Slowly realizing that homework was about to consume our every waking moment as of tomorrow. Ugh. But we managed to squeeze out the remaining freedom by hanging out and enjoying Seattle. Early to bed that night.

Wednesday: First day of classes. Ugh. Well, I guess it was sort of exciting. I went to Global Warming, which is shaping up to be a great class with a great prof. Then was Space and Space Travel. I realized the prof was a total douche nozzle and dropped the class for Weather 101. It sounded more interesting anyway. I also had my first day of Italian. So far, this is my favorite class. My prof, Vanja, is superb! I am picking it up pretty quickly and can't wait to learn more! I managed to sweet talk my bosses at work into letting me start Saturday instead of Wednesday, so that was pretty awesome and gave me the evening to buy some books and do homework that was already assigned. We went to sushi that night. It was more than amazing, although, the bill made me sad. Went to the library to try and find the Global Warming book because they are sold out at the bookstore and don't expect to get a shipment in until next tuesday! Turns out they didn't even have a copy on reserve at the library. Big waste of time.

Thursday: Day from hell! I have five classes this day with one, one hour break at 11:30. It was horrible. I was totally burnt out. I came home from classes and IMMEDIATELY fell asleep for two hours. I woke up all dazed, but soon snapped out of it, because The Office premiered! It was such a great episode! Then I fell immediately back to sleep as soon as my head hit my pillow.

Friday: Classes don't start til 10:30 (as opposed to the regular 9:30). It was nice to have extra time in the morning to drink some coffee and read my email. Only two classes, so that was nice. Late lunch after Italian. Brings me to now! Blogging :)

What's to come: tonight we're going to get Bubble Tea. Been craving it since I've been back. Tomorrow is my first day of work back at the OAG. Football tomorrow and Sunday. It's going to be a pretty chill weekend! Then, back to the daily grind.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Another year at the DUB

I just packed my life up, once again, ready to move into my new dorm for the 08-09 school year at the UW. This time I was much more organized with how I packed in hopes unpacking will be a breeze. I still have a lot of crap, but there will be MUCH more space for me to put my things this year as opposed to last year. Sharing a room made for two with three girls is a challenge. Looking back on it, I'm not really sure how I did it. How WE did it. God forbid we weren't such good friends. It never would have worked otherwise. This year I'm living in McMahon located in North campus. This will be a change in scenery as last year we were in the edge of campus by the Ave. I am excited to be near more of the action and Greek Row. We still have a little less than a week until classes start and I can't wait! Although I know the excitement will die down soon after I being, I just want to live in the moment for now. This weekend and coming week are sure to be excited what with book buying, Dawg Dazing, and class going. Be sure to look back for an update on Dawg Daze!

Tomorrow Gwen will be over to help me with moving in and getting settled. Then, party! Ha ha, it's sure to be a hoot and a half with the "Ruths" reuniting. I just can't wait to be back in the city! The summer was fun, but this year is sure to be better. So here's to 08-09!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Spoiler Alert: House Season 5 Premier

Last night was the season 5 premier of House on FOX. I am excited, anxious, and little bit upset about what happened in the episode. Here's the run down of what occurred.

We start off with a case where a woman hallucinates ants crawling all over her body. For once, it's a case that House is interested, but Cuddy does not want to give it to him so House can talk to Wilson. For those of you who don't remember, House was the reason Amber died (according to Wilson and Cuddy) in season 4. House pretty much refuses to address anything that happened while he goes into Wilson's office, two months after Wilson's been gone, and continues to carry on like it was any other day, completely ignoring the fact that Wilson's girlfriend was killed eight weeks ago. Wilson does not take too kindly and gives House the cold shoulder through most of the the show that night. I wasn't too interested in the actual case except for 13's interaction with the patient. By now we all know 13 has the gene that causes Huntington's disease, a fatal diagnosis, and House blabs it to his team. It seems that every decision 13 now makes is tainted by her "death sentence". In the end, House seems to embrace her new outlook on her shortened life span. Wilson has decided to leave the hospital, obviously devastating House and Cuddy. And everyone for that matter.

Okay, so now for my analysis.

Kutner: Not much news on his part. Still the young, fresh face who approaches medicine from a very unorthodox point of view. A brilliant mind, but so far, not a brilliantly engaging character. I find him annoying, insensitive, and he reminds me way too much of Kumar.

Taub: Also nothing new. He has shown a very down to earth side that was always there in season 4, but the "jackassness" has been turned down slightly. He's still a jackass, but not to the degree it was before. It also seems he is highly dependent on House to make any sort of medical decision. Interesting to see where the writers take this.

13: Now that she knows her fate, her reaction to everything is a fervent attempt to make a difference in the world. She has become more like House, in my opinion, with an underlying tone of suffering and misery. At the end of the episode, House even remarks to her that he likes her more now that she's "dying". I thought that ending scene was very powerful. Dying changes everything.

Chase: I still don't like him. I actually like him even less now. He is rude to House's new team which I want to read as jealousy, because, he was fired by House unlike the other two.

Cameron: I very much like how she is dealing with House. She is firm with him, but the undertones suggest she still has some feelings. They have chemistry and the writers definitely know how to exploit it without taking the storyline anywhere drastic. I loved how she dealt with Wilson as well. She always was the master compromiser, which is directly displayed with her reaction to Wilson's leaving. She neither condones or condemns it, she simply says, "Don't think it's the right choice, because it's not. There is no right choice".

Foreman: I have always liked Foreman, and this episode reminded me why. He still works for House unlike Cameron and Chase. What I liked most about him in this episode was his reaction to Wilson. He told him he should move. He should do whatever makes him happy, even if that means moving away. This was either truly how he felt, or a manipulation. Foreman is the most like House however much he does not want to believe it. I know Foreman likes Wilson and would want him to stay which leads me to believe it was a manipulation. We'll see.

Cuddy: Obviously upset at Wilson's choice to leave the hospital, she attempts to "fix it" like she always does. She plays couples counselor for House and Wilson, but both men are stubborn as mules. She seems very desperate and more fragile than normal in this episode, especially when dealing with House. I have been a big advocate for the Huddy relationship, and this new vulnerability on her part is interesting to me.

Wilson: On the theme of "dying changes everything", now Amber is gone, Wilson has been thrown head first into a spiraling hole of misery. Not unlike House. His general demeanor is dampened and he is obviously depressed, totally understandable. His cold shoulder towards House seems like a reaction to Amber's death, but Wilson reveals his true reasons for leaving. He cannot be House's friend anymore because it leaves him unhappy and unsatisfied. House uses Wilson for his own purposes and does not really give a damn about him in Wilson's eyes (which I don't think is true). I was completely heart broken at this scene, and for once, I am actually angry with Wilson. Usually he is the voice of reason, but I believe he is being very rash and unfair. But maybe that's because I love House...

House: Where to begin? First of all, he came back with a sexy new hair cut :) Haha, anyway... This episode was very significant for House. His best/only friend is leaving him. He is masking his true emotions about Wilson's decision with sarcasm and hostility. He somehow thinks he can guilt Wilson into staying, but obviously Wilson is not going to take House's manipulation anymore. He becomes more and more desperate to keep Wilson and in turn, begins to neglect his work. It's very odd to see House have no puzzle to solve. He's like a fish out of water. Slowly he is realizing he is alone. Wilson severs his friendship even after House is honest and vulnerable to him for probably the first time ever. I was heart broken to see House after Wilson told him the real reason he's leaving, because of House. House has dug a hole he can't get out of. It makes me sad, but I can't wait to see how he deals with it.

Sneak preview for next week: It looks like House is so desperate to keep Wilson, he basically stalks him. Hires a PI to keep tabs. Wilson though does not take kindly to House's actions, pushing House even further away, or at least attempting to.

Top Ten Reasons The Late Show With Conan O’Brien Is Pure Genius (Even though this is a Letterman thing)

10. The comedy. He has realized this new brand of comedy referred to Rolling Stone as “New Awkwardness”, but refuses to abandon the punch line. And guess what? He still gets laughs. Or at least mine.

9. James Lipton. He frequently has James Lipton on. Lipton is the host of Inside the Actor’s Studio on Bravo for those of you who don’t know. He is the master of dry delivery; so dry it crumbles like burnt toast.

8. LaBamba, the band’s trombonist. Never talks, except for the occasional segment called, “In the Year 2000”, a personal favorite.

7. The monologue. He is daring on stage and isn’t afraid of the audience reaction. In fact, he plays off that reaction and makes comedy gold.

6. The blow up Conan. Or more specifically, Matt Lauer dashing Conan’s hopes and dreams concerning the blow up Conan. Personal favorite? Dart gun from 12 stories up.

5. Triumph the Insult Dog. So insulting, so crude, so unspeakable. Yet, it airs, and I love it. Recent favorite has to be the RNC. Kudos also to those guys who can take a joke!

4. Max Weinberg. Fantastic drummer. Sarcastic as all get out. Perfect partner in crime for off the wall O’Brien.

3. The guests. Even if I am not particularly excited for a guest to be on, Conan makes each interview fun and exciting to watch. And funny, even if the guest isn’t.

2. Conan O’Brien. What’s not to love? The perfect late night guy with a sort of off kilter humor, goofball stage presence and I’ll-do-just-about-anything-to-get-a-laugh then oh-God-that-went-terribly then who-cares-they-can’t-tank-me-now-I’m-taking-over-for-Leno attitude.

1. The hair. Was there any question that this wouldn’t be number one? Nuff said.

Monday, September 15, 2008

It's what's up

Here's the run down of me, my life, and what I've been thinking about all week.

I loved, loved, loved Tina Fey's Sarah Palin on SNL this week! It was brilliant! I always thought Tina Fey looked a little like her anyway. Not to mention my Obama group had mentioned in emails that they wanted to bug NBC about getting Fey to do Palin.

I had an amazing time in Pullman. It was so fun to spend time with Jimmy out in his element. I went to his Physics and Calculus class. I don't envy his work load.

I am incredibly, incredibly frustrated with football this season. The Huskies suck. The Hawks suck. My only comfort is knowing the Cougars are doing just as bad :)

I finished watching season 4 of Lost. I absolutely cannot wait until season 5 premeirs! I finally know what everybody has been talking about!

Speaking of J.J. Abrams stuff, I watched his new show on FOX called Fringe. Very interesting. Wonderful effects. So far the acting leaves much to be desired, but we'll see where the show goes after the pilot. It's on after House, which means I'll probably watch it.

I move in on Friday. I couldn't be more excited!

My last day at Fircrest was today. I am so happy! Not that I dislike my job, but I definitely burnt myself out on it this summer. I earned almost as much in three months this summer as I did all of last YEAR. I worked my butt off! But, I am going to go back for winter break :)

I hate political extremists.

I just watched a commercial on TV for men's hair dye. There were two young girls who said, "Dad, it's time". They held up the hair dye and said, "You'd be a really great catch". That commercial is such bullshit. I only reinforces ugly societal demands.

I am watching an interview on Conan with Curtis Jackson, aka 50 Cent. He is suprisingly witty and charming. Am I really a fan of his? I'm taking a liking to him. As an actor/person. Not really as a rapper.

Today for the first time since I started working at Fircrest Golf Club, I felt like my boss really appreciated me and the time I have spent working for him and the club. I regret not taking the time to tell him I appreciate him and what he's done for me.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dead end

For the first time in a long time (probably a year or so) I am having intense drama within my social circle. I have done a good enough job at avoiding mostly all drama while I was away at school. Any drama that accumulated before college was either forgotten, ignored, or resolved and I lived in bliss for a year. I thought I was scotch-free, but we all know Murphy's Law.

I guess I just feel like I am being thrust into the same stupid position that I was in all senior year of high school and all the way into the summer of last year. I got stuck in the middle of two sides, being forced to choose one side, and inevitably, lose one side as friends or stay neutral and piss off both sides. I know I'm not the only one in this position, but it feels so isolating. I feel like I can't talk to one side about the issue without taking that side. Or at least the other side believing that I had. I'm just at a loss. I don't know what to do, and it's eating away at my being. Albeit, the issue has intensified only in the past few hours, but I can feeling gnawing at me already. I have butterflies in my stomach, my mind feels cluttered. I hate it.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Dear Nick,

How can I begin to put into words what you mean to me? The simple answer is there is no clever, elegant or graceful way for me to describe it using merely words. For me to describe what we have would do it no justice, because you are a more beautiful person than any beautiful word can describe. You, my closest friend, my best friend, my brother, have made me a stronger, more outgoing, happier human being. So even though there’s no way I can fully get all of my feelings down into this simple letter, I’m going to try anyway!

Do you remember how we met? I know we have totally different stories on how we became friends, but I think this is the first time I met you. Bus number 18, Evergreen Primary, kindergarten. So if you think about it, we’ve known each other for nearly 15 years. That is almost 75% of our life! You are my oldest friend, by far. I think however, we became friends in the 2nd grade, Mrs. Cook’s class. That was when our friendship grew. I can’t actually remember what grade our Saturn project was, but I do remember that was the first time you came over to my house. My mom adored you (and still does). We worked so hard on that silly little tri-fold display board! If I do recall, ours was the best looking one of the bunch. We were friends throughout elementary school, discovering we lived literally blocks away from each other. Middle school rolled around, and we became even closer friends. I remember in seventh grade standing outside the construction portables just bullshitting our recess away, and honestly, there is no other way I would have liked it. I remember coming to your place ALL the time. We’d play Mario Kart on the 64, your dad would barbeque, your brother would have Dominic over, your mom entertaining other guests. Those are memories I will forever and always keep. I think it was the eighth grade when you moved away, to the far off land of Yelm. To a 13 year old kid without a driver’s license it seemed like you moved totally out of the state! I was devastated at even the thought of not seeing you everyday. But both our parents were so accommodating when it came to us being able to see each other. I remember your dad would pick me up at the Du Pont gas station and drive me the rest of the way to the house. Then sophomore year (at least I think that’s when it was), you did a student exchange program to Australia. I was totally excited for you, but at the same time, again devastated because I wasn’t going to see you for 10 months. This was an eternity for me! I recall nights were I would be inconsolable (usually after we had the chance to talk on the phone) because I couldn’t see you and spend time with you. I never thought of myself as a codependent person, but I literally could not function in these moments. But when you came back, we picked up our friendship like you were never gone. More years went by and we finally find ourselves on the brink of independence. Both of us have wonderful lives, jobs, and responsibility making so hard to see each other, but our incredible bond is still there. Every time we are in each other’s company, nothing can stop us from being like carefree children again. We’re totally free to be whatever we want to be in each other’s presence.

All of those years, making what we have stronger and more special, has been the one constant in my life. You have been my saving grace in times of trouble, my shoulder to cry on and my best friend to share my life with. I often try and describe to other people our relationship. I say it’s sort of like having a twin brother who understands you down to your soul. You get me. You know who I really am, and I am totally comfortable with that. I can honestly say, you are the only person who has ever tapped into that side of me. You bring out the best in me. I could not live without you. When we move away from each other and start lives of our own, you will always be with me, and I hope I with you. Although we don’t see each other like we used to, you mean the world and beyond to me. I would never trade what we have in for anything. Ever. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me and I want you to know that. I will always be here for you. I want to be everything you have ever been for me. You are my brother, my role model, my inspiration and my best friend. I love you forever an always.

With undying love,
Crystal, your sister, your best friend

Thursday, September 4, 2008

There's more to life than you think...

I have noticed lately how much resignation and cynicism there is in our world. It seems that at the base of everything, what people do and say, there is this underlying tone. It's something that must have always been there, but I'm just now beginning to notice it. I'm annoyed by it. I don't want to be surrounded by it. Everything is about looking good, and avoid looking bad. Anything that is out of the norm, anything that's different, anything that makes others happy but makes you sad makes the cynicism so apparent. It sickens me. What's the point? To be admired? To make other jealous of your perfect life? To punish your enemy? To make those who have hurt you wrong? Why are you wasting your life with these games? Your life is consumed by a game that will NEVER make you happy. Just me writing about this has made me cynical and resigned. What a vicious circle.

But then there are people I have surrounded myself with in my life who can genuinely live life without the cynicism. Or at least be open to the idea that there's more to life than always looking good. These are the people who I can feel 100% comfortable with being 100% myself. With out these people, I think I'd go insane. There's nothing more empowering that being around others who give you the power to be yourself. No judging, no bullshit. Just being present in the moment. It's beautiful. So thank you! Thanks for being there. Thanks for being open and honest. Thanks for trusting me. Thanks for having fun. Thanks for being yourself!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I want to be

What would it be like to be returned to the innocence of being 2 years old? As I sit here with my 4 and 1.5 year old cousins, I started to think about just that. In the Landmark Forum (still excited about it), my forum leader discussed how before the age of about 3, we all just "are". That is, we have no way we have to be, we can just be. How amazing! No societal rules or norms, no worrying about looking good or avoiding looking bad, no compensating for weaknesses. You really are living in the moment. You are completely present to everything happening around you all the time.

In our world, it's hard if not impossible to live like this. There is a constant undertone to everything we do and say, the undertone of resignation and criticism all having to do with the fact we are terrified of looking bad in front of others. But a 2 year old does not have this fear. What would it be like to never have to learn this fear? I would love to experience this some time without thinking about it. I know it, but it's not automatic for me yet. I want to live my life completely present. I want to just be!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Love the life you live, live the life you love

I have been meaning to post on this for some time, so forgive me for the lag. I recently participated in The Landmark Forum, a piece of Landmark Education's Curriculum for Living. The only way I can sum up the forum is with the word "transformational".

I spent three whole days and one evening surrounded by 150 seemingly ordinary people whom I have come to see are more than spectacular. These strangers were with me for the ups and downs as we experienced the forum. By the end, I can say I feel like I gained 150 new best friends.

What is it that makes opening up to a complete stranger so easy when I constantly stuff my emotions and feelings around my friends and family? I think I discovered that answer during the forum. I had a major breakthrough on Saturday night of the forum. I literally experienced the moment from living in intense fear, allowing myself to be completely vulnerable to seeing the complete absurdity of that fear. The fear I never knew was there. Not consciously at least. I was deathly afraid of people, of people finding out who I really am. But then again, who am I really? I did not even know that answer but lived my life in fear other people would find out and reject me. However, there is flip side to this human condition of fear of people. True people are dangerous, but then you must realize that you too are dangerous. Here I was so preoccupied living out of fear of other dangerous people, I never realized how scared other people are of me! Silly old me! I cannot explain the immense power I gained over my life realizing this.

The forum is all about creating possibility for your life. I have created numerous possibilities for myself, one being having a completely new and transformed relationship with my step-mom, Janelle. For the first time in my life, I was able to be completely present and mean the words "I love you" when I said them to her. I have always loved her, but somehow found myself holding back whenever I was "prompted" to say it. But realizing that my future is completely empty, that I can "be" anyway I want to be in my future, it made it simple for me to do this. I found myself moved and touched that I had this power, and many can tell you the joy I get out of this story, as I've told it numerous times!

All in all, I can't begin to explain the huge impact that Landmark has had on my life so far. Just writing this short blog about it has inspired me to live my life powerfully and live the life I love.

I am inventing the possibility for me and my life the possibility of being peaceful and adventurous!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Life. Or something like it.

I have just finished two weeks of non-stop, on the move, never having a minute to relax nightmare. Well, I guess nightmare is a bit of an overstatement, because I won't lie, some of it was fun.

To give you a rough idea, I have worked an approximate total of 65+ hours at Fircrest Golf Course. For those of you that don't know, I work there as a bag room employee, meaning I am responsible for golf bags, greeting members, taking care of carts, the range, etc. The list of responsibilities is actually a good three pages typed out, compliments of my fabulous boss, Brenden. Anyway, the short of it is, my job can be on the labor intensive side. There is a reason you work 4-6 hour shifts as opposed to 8 hour shifts. You can get burnt out pretty fast. Now seeing as I worked there almost everyday (two days off in the past two weeks), you might be able to say I burnt myself out. Not to mention yesterday AND today I worked a double shift. Ugh.

I'm not totally sure why I have felt the need to work work work. I have money (for once!), so it's not that. I think I sorta feel like this summer needs to be like real life. I need to start working everyday, or close to it, eight-ish hours and get used to a daily routine. I'm feeling the need to just start my life. College is fun, and I most definitely miss it, but just the summertime has brought me to a point where I want to get a day job and work. That's just where I'm at now, but I'm sure as soon as I get to Seattle, those feelings will change.

Also, Josh left for school already. I can't believe he is already back in Pullman! I feel like I barely saw him at all. Especially compared to last summer. But cest la vie! We're all growing up and have jobs, lives, responsibilities... We don't have that same freedom we did as freshly graduated seniors from high school. I miss him already! I guess it's not so much that I feel we're drifting apart that I'm afraid we will drift apart. I don't know. Me being a paranoid girl I guess. He's so busy at school pursuing his life goals and aspirations as an athletic trainer, it makes it hard to find time to visit. Hopefully time will fly and I will see him soon!

As for the good/fun part of the past two weeks, I have spent some time with Jimmy and Zach, two of my good friends. I feel the clock ticking with Jimmy though. He leaves for Pullman I think next week. We are going to see The Dark Knight at the IMAX tomorrow night and that should be fun. I love how our friendship has grown since high school. We are so comfortable with each other, it allows me to genuinely be myself in front of him, something that I never had with him in high school. I definitely sense the change in him and it compliments him well! I am planning to visit him mid September and looking forward to it very much! Zach leaves close to the same time as I do, so I haven't felt that clock yet. Recently Zach and I have been watching Lost, a fantastic show! I feel we have become much better friends over the summer as well. Zach is the kind of guy every person should have as their friend. He is kind, funny, generous, and accepting. He has transfered to Central this year and I only wish him the best! We are planning on seeing Pineapple Express tomorrow. Can't wait!

Cody got back from Boston today and we are going to go golfing (hopefully) tomorrow. That will be fun. I haven't seen him in a while. I miss my baby bro!

I'm very much looking forward to the remainder of August. This next weekend I have my Landmark seminar up in Seattle, and I couldn't be more excited! I have gone through a lot just to be able to do this and I can't wait to see what I get out of it. Our family Ocean Shores trip is coming up as well, and that always proves to be exciting! Lastly, Bumbershoot is quickly approaching! With my next paycheck, I plan on getting a three day pass so I can enjoy all three days of music and magic.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Whoooo are you? Who who? Who who?

You think you know me, but you have no idea (Oh MTV). Some little known facts about yours truly, not that you really wanted to know. Or did. You're reading it...

My knees crack every time I bend them. I can flip my tounge all the way upside down. The nail on my left thumb is bigger than my right. I'm a fantastic whistler. I'm a dog person, but i don't have floppy ears and a tail (imagine that). I had a bat mitzvah on 2/2/02. We danced the electric slide. i'm literally obsessed with the television show House. And now thanks to Zach (see previous post) the show Lost. I would have Hugh Jackman's child. I'm constantly thinking about music, whether consciously or not. I think the word "hijack" looks funny when typed on the computer. So does "Djibouti". I have really big big toes. I hate mechanical pencils because they smear when i write but that is all I write with. My cat steals my money. My dog eats it. Bagels are only worth it if they are lathered in schmear. I eat lox plain. I own too many tshirts. One is from Israel. I got it from a trade, one Israeli shirt for one Seattle shirt. My cat is staring at me right now. I just yelled her name out and she ran away. I think gorillas are rude. Narwhals do exist. Meg knows everything, I'm convinced. She totally identified the starfish that I'm holding in my profile picture. The fifth element is a crappy movie, except when the alien dances. I watch Saturday Night Live religiously. Nick brings out the best in me. 9 times out of 10 I'll call Yushin "yu" and wait 3 seconds and then "shin".I say effing a lot. I also call anyone and everyone "Ruth". I have the tendency to curse a lot after i see stand up. Only Jimmy and I know why the napkin factory is funny. I feel bad for salmon, but then I remember how delicious they are and I forget about it. I wish I was a stand up comedian. My middle finger on my left hand is crooked and makes an interesting insult. If I don't drink coffee in the morning, run away. I love to drive, I can't get enough. My parents think Gwen is my evil twin. Evil? She's probably the good one. We baked a cream puff that looked like a hippo. My brother knows how to say ham in Spanish. Also the word hamburger. I don't know what it's really called, but crack sauce is heavenly. I'm a terrible rice maker. If I could, I would fly. I once had plaid chucks with Tweety Bird on them. I also grew strawberries. I'm a quote whore. I'm deathly afraid of needles. Bigfoot scares the crap out of me. Airplane! is the best movie ever made. I only eat M & M's in pairs of two. They have to be the same color, otherwise I throw them away. I never call my dogs by their real names, instead I just make up new ones. I have a lot of freckles. I suck at spelling. I laugh at inappropriate times. I have really thick, curly hair. I used to have braces. My cousin doesn't like ice in her drinks. Annie still has my copy of Wedding Crashers. I never knew that hide-a-bed really meant that it was hidden. Same with pay-per-view. If you couldn't already tell, I'm slow. I love Jeopardy. I named one of my dogs after a French monarch. The other a Star Wars character. I've never watched Lord of the Rings. I wish I was born in 1938. I also wish Mel Brooks was my grandpa. I have an abby normal brain. I know a lot of random crap. I have personally witnessed the insanity that is my sister. I've been to Canada once. I currently work at a golf course. I'm sleep deprived. Stubble is sexy. So are big smiles. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else but Western Washington. I love New York. I once saw 1,000,000 dollars. I was also given an actual reality check by Jackie. I over use the word awesome. Enzo and Lily are my favorites. I make them mac and cheese with hotdogs every Wednesday. I have a mild case of insomnia, but only on Sunday nights. I know how to say "I love cake" in Hebrew. My dad is 6' 5". I'm 5' 6". Abrian once told me she thinks I'll become an evil dictator. She's probably right. Mr. Hankel's dog looks exactly like mine. I once met Bill Nye. I think he was really drunk. My best friend lives in Yelm. My parents think interrupting cows are hilarious. Will Forte is my hero. I have written this while listening to the title screen to Season 3 disc 3 of Lost.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

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Oh dear! I have become hopelessly devoted to the show Lost. I recently blazed through Season 2 in a vain attempt to catch up to real time. Thanks to Zach, I have the resources and inspiration to quench my thirst for more Dharma Initiative, more mysterious hatches, and more Others.

Way back in December, Zach, a good man and a better friend, introduced me to Lost. I had heard of the hubbub surrounding the show, but just dismissed it back when it premiered in 2004. I was far too busy and enamored with characters like Greg House, Michael Scott, and Gabrielle Solis. But. alas, my eyes were opened and my attention captured from the moment Oceanic flight 815 crashed on the island.

I'm not sure why I am so attracted to the show. I think perhaps the turns, twists, connections, and mystery surrounding everything is it. Each connection that is made through flashbacks taps into some part me that just craves more. I have to know why. Why were these people, all connected to each other by a mere six degrees of separation or less, why are they on the island together? It exploits the notion of fate, and destiny, which I myself am not sure actually exists. I want to know why the island has eradicated Rose's cancer and causes Locke's leg to heal at a superhuman rate. Why are there polar bears? What is the smoke monster? Who are the others? It does not seem trivial who is allowed to live and who dies. The island is alive. It is like some sort of destiny maker. Once a character has come to terms with some conflict, some fear, or some character flaw, their purpose has been served, their life ended. What type of justice is that? Perhaps it is part of something bigger. The island is all a part of something bigger. I love this type of speculation and I can't wait to find more answers, and uncover more mysteries. Lost is my newest obsession. Let's see where it leads me.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

July 16th comes once a year

So today is my step-mom's birthday. Her name is Janelle. Hi Janelle! I felt like I wanted to do something sort of special for her because, well, she is amazing. Everything she does is amazing. She works hard and plays harder, so I wanted to surprise her with a little something for her birthday. This is how it went down:

Last night I was trying to be all covert about the plan. The plan being filling the living room with balloons. I convinced Cody to go to Fred Meyer with me after much arm twisting (the All Star game was still on, in the 11th inning). We went to buy a 144 pack of balloons that I saw when I was there earlier in the day to look at shoes. Cody and I, being Komenda's, got side-tracked awful fast. I wanted to show him the shoes I almost bought (but didn't) and he just had to look at t-shirts. We actually found one he loved. It said "WARNING: You may be addicted to video games when you ask the doctor how many lives you have left". He just had to have it, and luckily it was 50% off, so it only cost $9. Nice! Then we headed over to the party supplies. We found the balloons, but quickly decided to get streamers and a birthday banner beacuse all party supplies were 25% off. Score! Next Cody and I looked at TV's, because that's what we do, get sidetracked.

We came home to the parents asleep upstairs and the All Star game in the 15th inning, wow! Jackie and I started to blow up balloons when I got the bright idea to fill Janelle's car with balloons. Jak and I lifted her keys and sat in the car for about 20 minutes while we filled the back of her Saturn with balloons. Needless to say, we were very proud. We came back inside and blew up the rest of the balloons. There was some sort of powder on the balloons, which I think is typical, but it began to burn pretty badly after 72 balloons each. Then I taped the balloons to different surfaces in the house, like light switches, windows, and even the microwave. Then I strung streamers about the living room and hung the banner.

I was all jazzed up afterward which was bad seeing as I had to get up at 6:30 to take my dad to work and then babysit my cousins Enzo and Lilly from 9:00-4:30. I stayed up a little too late watching Family Guy and Superbad.

In the morning, I woke to find dad and Janelle in the living room. I think she was excited, but she missed the card I taped to the doorframe of the stairs. I thought she would. I know she's not the best morning person (no offense Janelle!).

I drove Dad to work. We talked about golf. It was fun. Once I got back home I quickly began to make breakfast for Janelle, consisting of pancakes and eggs. Of course I had to scarf two pancakes before taking off myself.

Anyway, I had a fun day and I hope Janelle had a special birthday. I think she really liked our gesture because I have asked to help take down the streamers and balloons at least twice today and she keeps saying, "I'm not done with them yet". I take that as a good sign. On her way out for dinner with my dad I heard her ask if they could stop by Loew's to get some lawn and garden bags for the decorations, ha!

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." -- Robert Frost

Friday, July 4, 2008

There's no such thing as too much Law & Order

I suppose that statement isn't completely true, but I sure can't get enough of it. This post really has nothing to do with Law & Order really. Unless I were to do some clever play on words to describe my life, but I'm really not that motivated.

Nothing much is new in the life and times of yours truly, a lot of the same old same old. And by that I mean closing shifts at work (suck) and late nights out with friends (not suck) and then sleeping in well past nine (sorta suck, but it feels good). Now for the low down:

Work: It's actually been decent. It was a flawless transition from going to classes everyday to working everyday. I have enough seniority at work to never have to do the range, so that is a big plus for the summer. A bunch of college kids came back too, which is nice that I have some people my age working there. I also genuinely appreciate them; people like Jimmy, Zach, Cole, Bryce, and Sarah. I sometimes feel like I have been working in the bag room for entirely too wrong. Which was proven to me when Brenden (one of my bosses) asked Jimmy for one of the member's bag and I rattled off the number, E1, like it was common knowledge. He was like, "How do you know that?" No mystery there, I have been at Fircrest WAY too long. You also know you've been in the bag room too long when you can have in depth discussions about your favorite couples, the best tippers, and the progression of E7's tipping habits. Any way, beside that horrible epiphany, things are good. The bosses are good. The staff is good. I finally have some good midshifts coming up so I won't be closing EVERY DAY. I don't know, I just appreciate a little variety once in a while. Oh, I also got electrocuted yesterday at work. Then come to find out, pretty much everyone in the bag room has been electrocuted by the ball washer, but nobody has told the pro shop. I decided that perhaps this would be a good thing to report. We don't know if we actually solved the issue, because Brenden and I were way to scared to test it.

Home: I like being home. A lot actually. I haven't really gotten to the point where I miss being at school. I think this might be attributed to the fact that all last year I never really reached the point to where I felt like my dorm was home. I always felt like it was more of a sleep away camp feel. Don't get me wrong, I loved being there with my roomies and friends 24/7, but it never felt like home. I miss my parents and siblings (and pets) more than I hoped I would. Hopefully that will change next year if we move into an apartment (pray to the real estate god of the Seattle area). But anyway, home life is good. I like waking up and being able to have a sit down in the living room with a cup of coffee, not having to be quiet for my still sleeping roomies. I haven't spent much time with my parents though. By the time I get off work, my dad is already in bed. I haven't had the chance to go on any of their ocean trips because of work. I think I am so stressed out about making money, that I haven't allowed myself any fun breaks. I cannot wait to get to the ocean property. I requested a weekend off to go down in a few weeks. Hopefully that will be the break I need so I can spend some quality time with my family. I also realized how much I miss Jackie and Cody. It's always nice to have someone you can talk to about ANYTHING sitting across the living room from you. Jackie is so tolerant of the people I bring over, cool about everything, and not to mention makes me laugh like none other. Cody is the little brother all grown up. We used to fight like mortal enemies, but now things are so great! We golf together, work together, and sometimes even go out to dinner. It's awesome.

Friends: I LOVE SEEING MY FRIENDS! I never realized how much a miss them until I see them. I never want to not see them because I don't want to miss them. I hate that Jimmy and Josh's time here is almost up. Josh is leaving early for athletic training and Jimmy is moving into his apartment in Pullman. I guess I just need to cherish the summer time I have left with them. I love being able to just call Gwen up and having her come over. It's so great to be in that comfort zone 24/7. Then there are the friends I left. I saw Kimberly ONCE this whole summer and it's killing me. She seriously kept me going those last few weeks in college. And Madeline. I LOVE HER, RUTH! I don't know why we have not spent more time together, she lives only 20 minutes away... Anyway, the summer is not even half over for me and I just want to live it up before classes start up.

All in all, life's been good. I am excited for the rest of the summer and even starting to feel the excitement for school. I hope all is well with my readers! Quote of the day:

"If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet" --Keith Richards

Sunday, June 22, 2008

School's out for the summer, but I'm still busy

Yeah, so school has been out for a good week, but to tell you the truth, I feel like nothing has changed. True, I am back home, working, hanging out with old friends, but I am just as busy. Not that it's a bad thing. I like to keep busy. But I have yet to actually feel like I finished my first year at school. I dunno. I think the near flawless transition between classes and working is what has kept me feeling this way. If I'm not working, I have plans. I'm just looking forward to a day where I can do absolutely nothing and enjoy it. Doing nothing. Wouldn't that be great?

Feeling in the quotey mood. I will shower you with some gems I have picked up this week.

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift, that's why they call it the present" - Turtle from Kung Fu Panda

"Living is easy with eyes closed" - "Strawberry Fields" The Beatles

"The journey is the reward" - Chinese Proverb

"He not busy being born is busy dying" - Bob Dylan, "It's Alright, Ma"

"Summertime and the livin' is easy" - Ira Gershwin, "Porgy and Bess"

"The love you take is equal to the love you make" - The Beatles, "The End"


Friday, May 30, 2008

Sasquatch!

So it's been almost a week (nix that, I started to write this post back then, but now it's already June!) since the Sasquatch! music festival over at the Gorge and I am just now getting to writing about it? Yeah, sounds like me. If I had to describe in one word what that festival was to me = nirvana (not the band). Not only did I get the opportunity to hear over twenty amazing bands, but it was extremely relaxing and I spent it with one of my best friends, Gwen. So here's the rundown of who/what we saw:

Saturday
First up was Fleet Foxes. I had never heard of these guys, but I generally enjoyed what I heard. They looked like a ragamuffin bunch complete with bushy beards and flannel shirts. Despite their lumberjack appearance, their music was very much steeped in Greatful Dead harmonies and acoustics. I'd like to get these guys' EP and am excited to see where they go in the future. Did I mention they are local?

Then we deviated from the main stage to go check out the comedy tent. I guess this was the first year they tried out comedy (and I have a sneaking suspicion it's due to the wildly growing success of the comedy venues at Bumbershoot). It was somewhat disappointing seeing as these performers came highly recommended. I don't actually remember names except for Tim Medows (one of my all time SNL heroes) because why remember names of crappy performers? Anywho, we only stayed there for like an hour and then ventured back to the main stage.

Beirut was next. Now, I had actually heard of these guys and even had one of their singles from iTunes free downloads they have every week. I didn't really remember them, but was excited to see them because I have heard so many good things about their music. And their music WAS good. It was a very interesting combination of instruments, trumpets, euphonium, violin, all added to the standard rock set up complete with guitars, bass and drum set. It sounded very fresh and heavily influenced by Europe (the name give you a hint?). I really enjoyed them and that probably has something to do with my extreme nerd-dom when it comes to any sort of wind instrument!

Still at the main stage, we saw Ozomatli and The New Pornographers. I wasn't especially impressed by either as you may be able to tell by my lumping of them both into this very short and insignificant paragraph.

M.I.A. next. I can't say I have heard of her before Sasquatch! but judging by the massive amount of people singing along, she's popular with some demographic. Her music is very dance oriented, with strong bass/techno beats. A lot of use of sound effects. The accompanying video was "trippy" to say the least. I especially enjoyed the song "Paper Planes" also one of her most popular. Her shining moment on stage though was definitely when she brought at least 100 audience members on stage to dance. It was quite a sight! I'm sure there was massive amounts of drug induced trance dancing going on, but we were far enough away to be unable to tell.

Then Modest Mouse. Of course I have heard of them, but have never really payed much attention to them. They were good, but not amazing. Gwen tells me they were a lot harder than they are on their album. I sorta liked the intensity they had on stage which leads me to believe that I might not like them so much on their record.

Last up was R.E.M. who I was wildly excited for but did not stay to watch. Why in the world did we leave? The answer is as follows:
  1. It was POURING rain. Cold rain. Cold, wet, rain.
  2. We had no jackets. Just what we wore earlier in the day.
  3. The sound system SUCKED. It was so quiet, there was no point in staying
So we searched for the car that we couldn't remember where we parked it for about 20 min. Jumped in, blasted the heat and headed back to Sunland.

Sunday
Sunday started with a band called 65DaysOfStatic. Yes, all smashed together like that. These guys were really hardcore, which I don't usually like all that much, but they had some real interesting composition going on. I could tell these guys know music. They didn't sing really at all either which left more of an opportunity to actually hear their music which I enjoyed more than I expected upon first inspection.

Then The Blue Scholars. Little known fact, I am pretty into the hip-hop scene. Especially the local hip-hop of Seattle. The Blue Scholars are the best example of where Northwest hip-hop is going. They are fresh, innovative, and not to mention from UW. I have seen these guys a total of 3 times and they only get better. It's just two dudes, rapping about life in Seattle, going to school, and troubles they face. It's amazing stuff to say the least. Also, in their song "The Ave" they mention the street where I lived in Lander, cool huh? At least I think so...

We saw a number of other bands that day, The Cold War Kids, Tegan & Sara, The Presidents of the United States (local), Michael Franti & Spearhead. All good stuff, just not anything spectacular I need to let you know about.

Then Death Cab. HUGE crowd. Okay music. I like them and all, but I don't think they are that good on stage.

The best of the night, in my opinion, The Cure. These guys are beastly! They played straight for 2.5 hours! They just kept going. Their music is good, they are relatively fun to watch, and their guitarist just shreds it up there. Not to mention has creepy face painting that makes it so much better. It was definitely fun to watch, but man was I tired when we rolled into our campsite well past midnight.

Monday
Started with Matt Costa, but I'm not going to lie, I definitely fell asleep for most of his set, not because it was bad, it was quite good, but just because it was sunny and I was still tired.

Then The Hives. I have heard of them but haven't actually heard them. They are a band from Sweden and very good. They have a nice punk sound that reminds me of The Clash and The Ramones. I loved the lead singer, charismatic and funny. Good stuff.

Then Built to Spill. Never heard of them. Not bad, not great. Also slept for some of this one.

From then on it was pretty amazing, starting with Rodrigo Y Gabriella. Now, I have been a fan of these two for some time. I think I was introduced to them by Matt and Holly to begin with. Basically, it's these two siblings (at least that's what I thought) who just rock the acoustic guitar. Not only did they play good stuff from their album, but covered a other popular tunes as well. I especially loved their rendition of "Wish You Where Here" by Pink Floyd, partly because I actually know how to play it, but also because Rodrigo used a beer bottle to play slide for the solo. It was epic.

Then Flight of the Conchords. Also introduced to me by Matt and Holly. These guys are HILARIOUS! Unfortunately, I haven't seen much of the show, but I do have their first EP. So, I didn't know the words to most of their stuff, but it was still so funny! Some woman actually threw her bra on stage and there was a blow up doll crowd surfing! They were very very good.

Then was The Mars Volta. I had heard these guys are crazy, which they are. They are like some kind of thrash/progressive/jazz band. The lead singer is so energetic, throwing stuff around, actually chucking a symbol into the crowd. Their songs were long and interesting, but at times, a bit monotonous. Overall, very interesting to listen to.

Last and MOST AMAZING was The Flaming Lips. I have no idea how I have never heard of any of their stuff, but it is so good! I am pretty sure I have been converted into a life-long fan. I had also heard these guys' live shows are amazing, but they absolutely blew me away. First off, all the lights go out and a UFO is descending from the top of the stage and out comes the band members. Finally the lead, Wayne Coyne, comes out of the top enclosed in a giant plastic bubble! He then proceeds to jump on top of the crowd and surf the tops all the way back on to stage. It was the greatest thing I have ever seen. They continued with more theatrics and amazingness all though out. They had giant balloons, streamers, aliens, naked people, videos, astronauts, you name it. It was so amazing. I highly recommend going to one of their shows before they stop touring. It will change your life! I looked over and Gwen was actually in tears at one point. We both agree, that show immediately became the best we have ever been to, hands down.

So that's the run down of the Sasquatch! music festival. A lot went on there, a lot of interesting things to say the least. But for me, the best part was the music. Seeing these great artists play in such a beautiful surrounding, there is no other venue I love more. I can't wait for next year, hopefully some of you will join!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Busy? What gives you that impression?

This past weekend was crazy busy for me. I was booked solid from Friday until now, midday Sunday. Luckily I have little to do today and it's beautiful out (and not too hot).

Friday: An exhausting day, but fun none the less. Started by waking up too early (why on Earth I woke up two hours early is beyond even me). It was sort of nice to be able to lay in bed and just relax for a while. I finally got up and went to my one class (Geology 101). Basically my Professor discussed the extreme dangers of earthquakes, specifically the impending massive earthquake that is bound to happen in the PNW. Earthquakes fascinate me so yes, I am going to explain it:
So I assume you know something about plate tectonics. This is the principle that the Earth's crust is divided into different "plates" and they are constantly moving on top of the lithosphere (underlying material of the Earth's asthenosphere or crust). For example, where I live in Washington, the North American plate is touching the Juan de Fuca plate. The interaction between the plates is what causes seismic activity. In this particular case, the Juan de Fuca plate is moving East while the North American plate is moving West. Since the Juan de Fuca plate is an oceanic plate, it is denser, so it is subducted under the continental North American plate. This convergent plate margin is a cause of the smaller earthquakes that are not all that uncommon in the area. However, these two plates are presently locked and not moving past each other. This is a major cause of concern, because massive pressure is building up between these plates. The Washington coast is basically being pushed up as the pressure increases. When the pressure is released, it is likely to cause a massive earthquake, estimated to be around a 9 on the modern seismic scale. Just as a reference, the earthquake we had in 2001 was around a 7, so this earthquake will be over 400 times stronger than that one. Also, the huge movement of the coast line moving down will displace so much water, it is sure to cause a tsunami as well.
Yeah, so interesting stuff, but not what you'd call settling. Anyway, after class, my aunt Holly picked my up so I could watch my cousins. As always it was a pleasure! We built a fort (but referred to as a cottage by Enzo) and went to the park. After that, my uncle Matt drove me back to Seattle so I could go play in my softball game. Our team, the Mad Whackers, have made the playoffs. So far we have won two playoff games. I must say, we look pretty good out there! The next game is tomorrow, so cheer us on! After that dad picked me up and we grabbed some dinner. We went home and I met Elly and Jimmy at Shari's to hang out. Whew. Busy day.

Saturday: I met Cody at the Ft. Stelicoom golf course at 8:30. I knew Saturday was supposed to be hot, but is was way hot even that early in the morning. Ugh! Cody started out amazing (bogey on the first hole) but we both ended up sucking after that. It didn't matter though, we just love to golf regardless of how well we do, but I must say, it's more exciting when you kick butt. We did both double bogey on a three par. Not bad, at least for me! Then I went back home to get ready for a rehearsal for TCC Jazz Band. It was definitely getting hot outside, but the rehearsal was only about an hour and a half. Painless. There was a clinic, but I decided not to go and crashed on the couch for about an hour while watching Dirty Jobs. Oh how I love Mike Rowe! Then it was time to get ready for the concert. So just to mention, it was close to 90 degrees outside and I was dressed in all black for the concert. Ugh! Just that outfit was making me sweat, but once we got on stage and the lights were on us, I swear we all started to sweat like a prostitute in church. By the time we finished, we all must have sweat a gallon each. Mom took me to DQ for ice cream. I met Josh at his place to watch SNL. Got home around 1 ish.

Sunday: Woke up entirely too early for a Sunday so we could go walk in the Beat the Bridge race to cure Juvenile Diabetes. 5:40 to be exact. This was some feet considering I was up well past 1 am the night before. I threw on some clothes and hopped in the car with Janelle. We drove to Matt and Holly's. I was very tired. Very, very tired. We pick up Holly and began our search for breakfast. We were relatively unsuccessful. Panera was closed, much to Janelle's dismay and so was one of the Starbuck's we passed. Luckily we do live in the greater Seattle area and there was another Starbuck's across the street. Seeing as my new years resolution was to stop drinking espresso drinks, I got a hot chocolate, which did not do a thing to wake me up. During the ride to Seattle I dozed in the back of the car. We finally got there and we registered. We did the four mile walk (very enjoyable) and got our SWAG (according to Mr. Michael Scott, SWAG is "Stuff We All Get"). I was very happy about both the blue sparkly pencil and the balloon. Holly was very excited for some dorm breakfast, so we headed to my dorm to get some food at 1101 (the eating facility on south campus). I despise dorm food, so I had a bagel. It was an awesome morning, but once Janelle and Holly left to go home, I'm not going to lie, I went back to my room and fell asleep for a good hour or two. Woke up around 1:30 ish and found Indiana Jones on the TV and I couldn't pass up that opportunity to have that on in the background while I was on the computer. Now I'm writing. This blog. Because Sunday is not over. I don't have much left to do to day, except for maybe doing some homework, but it's not much. Reading. Easy.

And again, for my quote of the day (because we all know how much I love quotes):

"Today I am headed over to the job fair at Valley View High School to find some new interns. Get some fresh blood. Um, youthanize this place." --Michael Scott, from The Office

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Why yes, I am fabulous, thanks for noticing

Tuesday. What can I say about a Tuesday? It's not a horrible Monday, trying to get re-acclimated to actually getting up and to class. And it's no Friday, the day I'm freed from the week day grind. It's just a Tuesday. The same old same old. I guess though, today was interesting...

My roomie (pictured left[I'm sure she'd be thrilled knowing I posted this picture of her]) and I have decided to conduct a sort of experiment this week. Every night we will be going to bed at or before midnight. This is quite the task considering "normal" for us is usually well into 2am. The catch is, we'll get up every morning at 7. Just for reference, Kimberly usually wakes up at 8, me at 9. Last night was the first day of our experiment and it went well without a hitch! I was awake, but decided to lie in bed and listen to some music. Kimberly actually got up and did some work around the dorm. We both felt great today and were more awake than normal. Perhaps we'll put this into practice longer than just this week. Who knows?

I finally had my featured writer day in English 111 (Composition in Short Fiction). I have been nervous for it ever since I found out about it, so for approximately 7 weeks. It went well though. I always seem to surprise myself when I reread my essays. For the better that is. The topic I chose to write on was a quotation from the short story "Schroedinger's Cat" that explored a sort of philosophical question not unlike the one about if a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear, does it make a sound? Anyway, it was decent. I wrote about how science teaches us that seeing is believing and that the interpretation of our sensations dictates what we believe. Since the overlying theme in the whole story is about certainty, it was easy to tie this in. Any way, yeah, I was relatively proud of myself.

Lunch at the HUB (Husky Union Building for those non-UWers) with Kimberly.

Rehearsal with the TCC (Tacoma Community College for those non-Tacomans) Jazz Band tonight. Stevens, our director, really had us playing. I mean, I was feeling tired before the halfway mark. We ran through some songs for our gig tomorrow at Clover Park Community College (go figure) on top of the set list for our concert Saturday with John Moak. It was a killer. But I still managed to get through hitting high c's and d's on the way. You know me, never passing an opportunity to brag. It was a good night.

I leave you tonight with my favorite quote of the day, because we all know I am way too much of a quote whore to only have one favorite:

"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal."
-- Demetri Martin

Monday, May 12, 2008

Pranks? Oh no, that's just my Brenda Dickson impersonation

So what happens when you have three bundles of yarn, your roommate's boyfriend's keys and an hour and a half to wreak havoc? See picture to left. That's right, we covered the boys' room in yarn, strung from all places to all places. Yeah, we're that awesome. But this attack wasn't unwarranted, oh no. It started way back in the month of December...

My roommate, Kimberly, and I returned to our dorm after having lunch. We saw a medium sized cardboard box sitting outside our door. At first, we didn't really know what to make of it, wondering if someone had put it in front of our door instead of someone else's for whom it was intended for. But then, we saw it was actually addressed to us. The package was a bit on the conspicuous side, I mean, it was a cardboard box sitting outside our door, you don't see that everyday. So with caution, we picked it up and brought it inside. I sure didn't want to open it for fear it was filled with some sort of flesh-eating bacteria (of course that's what my mind goes to first). Kimberly opens it. Packing peanuts. Okay, well, that's lame. We dig through the mess. And by we I mean Kimberly because now I'm convinced there's a live snake going to poison me after I stick my hand in there. She finds a plastic container filled with tissues and gum. Okay, lamest thing ever. There was a note signed "From the Boys on Floor 5". We were definitely not buying that. We pretty much knew it was Chris and Mike (Mike is my other roommate, Brooke's boyfriend). So Kimberly and I go over there and confront them. And when I say the both of us, I mean Kimberly throws a handful of packing peanuts in their room while I hid on the other side of the wall. They play dumb. And furious. Finally, Mike caves and asks if we think Brooke will fall for it. We tell him yes, so we set it all back up for Brooke. Unbeknownst to Mike and Chris, we tell Brooke everything. We decide we are getting them back...

Our brilliant plan was set into motion. We got our hands on 200 balloons and stole Mike's keys while he was over in our room with Brooke. In the middle of the night, around 3 am or so Kimberly, Madeline (our friend from down the hall [she might as well be our fourth roommate]) and I meet in the study room. There, we blow up ALL of the balloons. We somehow forgot to figure out how we were going to transport 200 balloons from one side of the dorm to the other. We create a makeshift carrying case out of a sheet. Finally we get to the boys' room. As quiet as possible, we open the door. Mind you, Chris is still in the room, fast asleep. So as quickly and quietly as possible, we load their room with about 3/4 of the balloons and string toilet paper around the back of their room. We almost finished until Neil from across the hall decided he needed to shave at 4 in the morning! Seriously, who does that?!? Well, the noise woke Chris up and we dashed out and hid in the stair well. When we emerged, Chris had shut his door and taken Mike's key with him. Oh well, we still got him good and Mike hadn't seen it yet. We were definitely expecting some sort of retaliation...

Of course, the boys got us back. One weekend when Kimberly and I were away, Mike managed to get Brooke's keys away from her long enough to break in and throw massive amounts of glitter everywhere in our room. And I mean everywhere! I'm sure you all know glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. To this day, we are still not able to get it all out of our carpet.

Our retaliation? The yarn prank. It was beautiful. This time, instead of completing our mission while Chris was in the room, we waited until we knew he would be gone at a basketball game. We stole Mike's keys AGAIN the same exact way as before. We proceeded to string yarn everywhere in their room. It was amazing. In the process we didn't fail to take videos of our amazingness. Not sure if you've seen the Brenda Dickson spoof on Welcome to My Home on YouTube but we've been especially obsessed with it. We made a video of Kimberly being Brenda. It was awesome. We also decided this time we would wait inside the room to see Mike's reaction after he saw what we had done. His reaction is priceless! Then of course we waited for the prank in return, but boy were we let down.

To get back from us, all they did was steal my Dwight Bobble Head (which sadly I didn't notice was missing until two weeks later) and Kimberly's Mr. Potato Head nose. But yeah, lame, right? So we decided we were going to reignite the feud. Our plan is top secret, but I'll be sure to update you as soon as it happens!

In the mean time, enjoy these videos of our fabulous yarn prank!