Whoooo are you? Who who? Who who?

You think you know me, but you have no idea (Oh MTV). Some little known facts about yours truly, not that you really wanted to know. Or did. You're reading it...

My knees crack every time I bend them. I can flip my tounge all the way upside down. The nail on my left thumb is bigger than my right. I'm a fantastic whistler. I'm a dog person, but i don't have floppy ears and a tail (imagine that). I had a bat mitzvah on 2/2/02. We danced the electric slide. i'm literally obsessed with the television show House. And now thanks to Zach (see previous post) the show Lost. I would have Hugh Jackman's child. I'm constantly thinking about music, whether consciously or not. I think the word "hijack" looks funny when typed on the computer. So does "Djibouti". I have really big big toes. I hate mechanical pencils because they smear when i write but that is all I write with. My cat steals my money. My dog eats it. Bagels are only worth it if they are lathered in schmear. I eat lox plain. I own too many tshirts. One is from Israel. I got it from a trade, one Israeli shirt for one Seattle shirt. My cat is staring at me right now. I just yelled her name out and she ran away. I think gorillas are rude. Narwhals do exist. Meg knows everything, I'm convinced. She totally identified the starfish that I'm holding in my profile picture. The fifth element is a crappy movie, except when the alien dances. I watch Saturday Night Live religiously. Nick brings out the best in me. 9 times out of 10 I'll call Yushin "yu" and wait 3 seconds and then "shin".I say effing a lot. I also call anyone and everyone "Ruth". I have the tendency to curse a lot after i see stand up. Only Jimmy and I know why the napkin factory is funny. I feel bad for salmon, but then I remember how delicious they are and I forget about it. I wish I was a stand up comedian. My middle finger on my left hand is crooked and makes an interesting insult. If I don't drink coffee in the morning, run away. I love to drive, I can't get enough. My parents think Gwen is my evil twin. Evil? She's probably the good one. We baked a cream puff that looked like a hippo. My brother knows how to say ham in Spanish. Also the word hamburger. I don't know what it's really called, but crack sauce is heavenly. I'm a terrible rice maker. If I could, I would fly. I once had plaid chucks with Tweety Bird on them. I also grew strawberries. I'm a quote whore. I'm deathly afraid of needles. Bigfoot scares the crap out of me. Airplane! is the best movie ever made. I only eat M & M's in pairs of two. They have to be the same color, otherwise I throw them away. I never call my dogs by their real names, instead I just make up new ones. I have a lot of freckles. I suck at spelling. I laugh at inappropriate times. I have really thick, curly hair. I used to have braces. My cousin doesn't like ice in her drinks. Annie still has my copy of Wedding Crashers. I never knew that hide-a-bed really meant that it was hidden. Same with pay-per-view. If you couldn't already tell, I'm slow. I love Jeopardy. I named one of my dogs after a French monarch. The other a Star Wars character. I've never watched Lord of the Rings. I wish I was born in 1938. I also wish Mel Brooks was my grandpa. I have an abby normal brain. I know a lot of random crap. I have personally witnessed the insanity that is my sister. I've been to Canada once. I currently work at a golf course. I'm sleep deprived. Stubble is sexy. So are big smiles. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else but Western Washington. I love New York. I once saw 1,000,000 dollars. I was also given an actual reality check by Jackie. I over use the word awesome. Enzo and Lily are my favorites. I make them mac and cheese with hotdogs every Wednesday. I have a mild case of insomnia, but only on Sunday nights. I know how to say "I love cake" in Hebrew. My dad is 6' 5". I'm 5' 6". Abrian once told me she thinks I'll become an evil dictator. She's probably right. Mr. Hankel's dog looks exactly like mine. I once met Bill Nye. I think he was really drunk. My best friend lives in Yelm. My parents think interrupting cows are hilarious. Will Forte is my hero. I have written this while listening to the title screen to Season 3 disc 3 of Lost.